My Muscles Have Trust Issues They Dont Stretch T-Shirt

My Muscles Have Trust Issues – They Don’t Stretch T-Shirt

🧘‍♂️⚠️ Caution: Flexibility Not Included

Let’s be honest… You’ve tried stretching. You’ve watched YouTube videos, rolled around on a mat, even promised your hamstrings it’d just be “five more seconds.” But the truth is: your muscles have commitment issues. And they’re not ready to open up.

The Story Behind the Design:

This minimalist and hilarious orange figure stands in deadpan silence with a speech bubble that says it all: “Good luck.” He knows what’s coming — the yoga class, the downward dog disaster, the moment your calf decides to cramp mid-stretch.

This shirt is for every guy who hears “you should stretch more” and immediately pulls a muscle just thinking about it.

Why It Won’t Bend (Just Like You):

✔ Perfect for gym-goers, reluctant yogis, and proud non-stretchers
✔ Quirky, conversation-starting design
✔ Great gift for that one friend who can’t touch their toes

Product Specs:

• Color: Gym-black, aka “forgiven sweat camouflage”

• Fit: Classic unisex, not too tight — because flexibility is a mindset

• Material: Comfy cotton/poly blend that lets some parts move

• Print: Clean, high-contrast design with fade-resistant print

Care Instructions:

• Wash cold, like your heart before foam rolling

• Tumble dry low — unlike your squat depth

• Don’t stretch it. It won’t help.