Running On Caffeine And Chaos T-Shirt

Running On Caffeine And Chaos T-Shirt

☕⚡ Fueled by espresso shots and unfiltered energy.

The Story Behind the Design:

This one came straight out of a meltdown — the good kind. It was 2AM. The pre-workout kicked in too early, the coffee was too strong, and the music too loud. Somewhere between a half-written to-do list and a monster lifting session, the idea struck: What if caffeine had a personality? What if your inner beast wasn’t angry… just extremely over-caffeinated and chaotic?

That’s how this little monster was born — wild-eyed, jacked, and ready to deadlift the world.

Design Description:

A neon-drenched chaos beast — part gym bro, part energy drink spirit animal — gripping a barbell with glowing kettlebells on both sides. His eyes scream insomnia. His tongue? Madness. His helmet? Viking-level rage.
And yes, it’s all powered by caffeine and bad decisions.

Why You Need It:

✔ You don’t “work out” — you battle yourself
✔ Caffeine is your blood type
✔ Perfect for gym rats, powerlifters, late-night thinkers, and anyone with too many browser tabs open

Product Specs:

• Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (won’t shrink even under pressure)

• Fit: Athletic cut – ready for flexing or flopping

• Color: Chaos-compatible black

• Print: Vivid glow effect, caffeine-proof ink

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, like your heart before coffee

• Tumble dry low or scream into your shaker bottle

• Do not iron — the monster bites